Month: August 2010

Alexandra Burke murdered Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah but, alarmingly, it sold 105,000 copies in one day, breaking the world record previously held by X-Factor winner Leona Lewis.

A pork scratching is a bit of fried fat. That’s it. It’s a veritable double-whammy for arteries.

Ageing is a linear thing: you’re born, time passes, you eventually turn out looking like a rumpled hessian sack and then you die

There are no arable crops or animals at health farms – only fatties

Then there’s the Citroën Pluriel – an abhorrence.