The skill of Wii?

o, in a bid to stop the rot I have been practising for a Christmas Day match that will inevitably result in tears, and Will Halliday, this is for you: at 3.30pm on December 25, 2010, you will be beaten… and the tears will be yours.

DVD jacket blurbs

The DVD cover concludes: ‘… this is a time-traveller’s epic adventure into the joys of life, the sadness of death and a love that endures beyond time’, when it should read: ‘This is excrement, rent The Godfather instead.