Colonic irrigation will remove dried-up stools, dead tissue, parasites, worms and the odd bag of carrots.
If you’re a biffa don’t let Gok coerce you into showing your dangly bits to a 200-strong all-chav crowd in the Bluewater Shopping Centre
How do you get a job in a think tank? What do you put on your CV? ‘I’m good at… thinking?’
Finding the G-spot is like trying to find an earring that fell behind the washing machine