Yes they do, but they won’t go out with you if you look like you’ve been hit by a stray four-pronged pitchfork. Of course women like to be charmed and they like men to make them smile or even giggle in that girly giggly way that’s endearing in the first few months but monumentally irritating after a year. But that’s hugely optimistic. The fact is they’ll size you up, check out your arse, and if they don’t fancy you that, my friend, is it. There’ll be no face-sucking for you. A good sense of humour is secondary. Any claims that…
Modern Internal Combustion engines
Any internal combustion engine – regardless of how much frippery, new technology, and material should not be described as modern. This is a very archaic design that delivers power through a series of explosions. Once those explosions have taken place it pumps out noxious gases that if, controlled by sticking a hose from the exhaust pipe through to a window while you are in it, will kill you within half an hour. The internal combustion engine was invented in the 1800s and we are still using it. It replaced horses for goodness’ sake. To power internal combustion engines we use…