Alexandra Burke murdered Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah but, alarmingly, it sold 105,000 copies in one day, breaking the world record previously held by X-Factor winner Leona Lewis.
A pork scratching is a bit of fried fat. That’s it. It’s a veritable double-whammy for arteries.
Ageing is a linear thing: you’re born, time passes, you eventually turn out looking like a rumpled hessian sack and then you die
There are no arable crops or animals at health farms – only fatties
Then there’s the Citroën Pluriel – an abhorrence.