Have you noticed how many fat people go to health clubs? These are the people who eat 10,000 calories a day for 363 days a year and then spend two days at a health farm eating rocket and displacing all the water when they jump in the sauna’s plunge pool.
These people breathe loudly, have hairy backs, wear gold jewellery and drive old Mercs that smell of cigarettes. They drink wine by the gallon and they eat foie gras in equal measure.
By going to a health farm for a weekend a year they can justify their gluttony.
So let’s recap: there are no healthy people at a health farm and there are no animals or arable crops to be seen there either.