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Skinny jeans... for skinny people only

The inference here is that if you wear skinny jeans you’ll look skinny in them. That’s highly optimistic. A fat person in skinny jeans looks like a piping bag full of sausage meat.

If you buy a pair of skinny jeans in the vain hope that people will mistake you for Kate Moss, you are either delusional or blind.

Skinny jeans are for people under 25 or for those whose main meal usually consists of celery and string. If you have a figure that resembles bamboo cane make your purchase, otherwise, give the skinny jeans a miss

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