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"Oh no, not the facts."

As a white man I’m not sure I want to get into this because it’ll start accusations of jealousy etc, but having read a rather bizarre magazine article about this particular subject recently, I started Googling and came across (yes, very funny) a couple of studies that undermine the claim that well, men from ethnic backgrounds have larger, y’know, equipment, than white blokes.
It’s probably true but a few studies have suggested that white males actually have the largest penises with an average erect length of 6.4″ while black males averaged 6.2″. Hispanic men averaged 6.0″ and East Asian men, 5.6”.
‘It is generally said that the penis of the Negro is very large,’ wrote German anthropologist Johann Friedrich Blumenbach in 1795. ‘And this assertion is so far borne out by the remarkable genitory apparatus of an Ethiopian which I have in my anatomical collection.’
Now, we can safely say here that Blumenbach is weird.
Louis Jacolliet, a 19th century French writer who spent three decades investigating penis size (like you do), said: ‘In no branch of the human race are the male organs more developed than in the African Negro.’
Wish I’d never started this, but hey, let’s press on.
A study by Kinsey recorded that the average white male has a penis measuring 6.2 inches and a circumference of 3.7 inches. A black male averages 6.3″ and 3.8″. While flaccid black men’s penises measured on average 4.3″, white men were bang on the 4-inch mark, which underscores, quite well I think, commonly held wisdom.
Another study concluded that the average erect penis length in China is between 4.4″ and 4.7″. Japanese sources state the average length of an erect Japanese penis is 5.35″.
Sometimes you see stuff, it goes in your head and it won’t go away. I’m sorry to stoop so low, but sometimes you just gotta put that stuff out there.
Oh, for goodness’ sake put the ruler away.

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